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Breaking: Elon Musk Ends His Long-Term Partnership With Boy Scouts, “It Became A Woke Organization”
- Alex Robin
- July 2, 2024
In a surprising and controversial move, tech billionaire Elon Musk has ended his long-standing partnership with the Boy Scouts of America (BSA), citing the organization’s celebration of Pride Month as the primary reason for his decision. Musk, known for his outspoken views and bold business moves, labeled the organization as “woke,” indicating his disapproval of […]
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Breaking: Bud Light Banned From Indy 500, “No One Was Seen Drinking Bud Light”
- Alex Robin
- May 26, 2024
In a surprising and unprecedented move, Bud Light has been banned from the Indianapolis 500, one of the most iconic and beloved events in American motorsports. The decision comes in the wake of a noticeable absence of the beverage among attendees, coupled with a significant backlash following the brand’s controversial marketing decisions over the past […]
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Breaking: Eddie Vedder Loses His Biggest Show At Pearl Jam Concert After Slamming Harrison Butker
In an unexpected twist that could only occur in the bizarre vortex of 2024, Eddie Vedder, the venerable Pearl Jam frontman known for his vocal prowess and even louder opinions, has allegedly lost his biggest gig ever—right in the middle of a Pearl Jam show. Why, you ask? Well, it appears his scathing critique of […]
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