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Breaking: Keanu Reeves Rejects Marvel’s $1.7 Billion ‘Woke’ Movie Offer, Says “Woke Mind Virus Should Be Destroyed”
In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood heartthrob Keanu Reeves has made headlines by firmly rejecting a jaw-dropping $1.7 billion offer from Marvel Studios. The reason? Reeves boldly expressed his stance against what he termed as the “woke mind virus,” indicating a clear departure from the prevalent trend of woke culture in the entertainment industry. […]
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