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Breaking: Clint Eastwood Returns Oscar, Says ‘It’s Become Too Much Woke’
In a dramatic move that shook Hollywood to its core, Clint Eastwood announced he would return one of his Oscars, citing dissatisfaction with the increasingly “woke” culture surrounding the awards and industry at large. The legendary actor and director, known for his stoic persona and distinctive filmmaking style, shared his decision in a heartfelt statement […]
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Breaking: Robert Downey Jr. Interested in Collaborating with Mel Gibson’s Non-Woke Production Studio
In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood superstar Robert Downey Jr. has expressed keen interest in teaming up with Mel Gibson’s newly formed non-woke production studio, indicating his frustration with what he perceives as increasing wokeness in the film industry. The iconic actor, renowned for his portrayal of Iron Man in Marvel’s blockbuster movies, recently […]
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