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Breaking: Greta Thunberg Says, “All Guitars Must Be Electric By 2027”
In a statement that caught the music industry by surprise, environmental activist Greta Thunberg has declared that all guitars should be electric by 2027. Thunberg, known for her candid and formidable stance on environmental issues, argues that this radical shift could significantly reduce the woodworking and materials sourcing footprint associated with traditional acoustic guitars, which […]
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