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Breaking: Anheuser-Busch Says Farewell to Bud Light

In a twist no one saw coming, Anheuser-Busch, one of the largest brewing companies globally, has decided to discontinue its infamous beer brand, Bud Light. This shocking decision marks the end of an era for a beer that has, for better or worse, been a staple in American households for decades. The decision came as […]

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Elon Musk Causes Budweiser to Suffer an $800 Million Loss

In a stunning turn of events, beer giant Budweiser has announced an $800 million loss after the recent Bud Light fiasco, which involved the shipment of several cases of beer to Dylan Mulvaney. The debacle was apparently sparked by a tweet from none other than Elon Musk, the eccentric billionaire and CEO of Tesla and […]

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