Breaking: James Woods Declines Disney’s $250 Million “Woke” Project, “I Will Never Work for ‘Woke’ Disney”
In a move that has sent ripples through Hollywood and beyond, veteran actor James Woods made headlines by unequivocally declining a lucrative $250 million project with Disney, condemning the entertainment giant with a series of scathing remarks. Woods, known for his uncompromising stance on various issues, did not mince words when he declared, “I will […]
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“He’s A Creepy Old Man”: Denzel Washington Declines Disney’s $100 Million Offer to Work with Robert De Niro
In an unexpected turn of events that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, acclaimed actor Denzel Washington has reportedly rejected a staggering $100 million offer from Disney to co-star in a blockbuster film alongside legendary actor Robert De Niro. The reason for his refusal? In Washington’s own words, “He’s a creepy old man.” The news, which […]
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“I Don’t Work With Woke Companies”: Michael Jordan Declines Disney’s $400 Million Project
Michael Jordan, a name synonymous with excellence in basketball and a global icon in sports, has recently taken a stand that reverberates beyond the boundaries of athletics. In a move that stunned both the business and entertainment worlds, Jordan turned down a massive $400 million project offer from Disney. His rationale was simple yet powerful: […]
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Breaking: Disney Loses 50 Million Subscribers Overnight After Elon Musk’s Boycott Call
In a shocking turn of events, the enchanting world of Disney has been thrust into chaos as the entertainment giant faces an unprecedented crisis. Breaking news reveals that Disney has lost nearly 50 million subscribers overnight, a staggering blow following Elon Musk’s unexpected boycott call. In this exploration, we delve into the sequence of events […]
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‘They’re Too Woke’: Denzel Washington Refuses To Work With Disney
In a world where celebrities often tread lightly around controversial topics, Denzel Washington’s recent decision to distance himself from Disney has sent shockwaves throughout the entertainment industry. The two-time Academy Award-winning actor, known for his roles in films like “Training Day” and “Malcolm X”, has publicly stated that he will not be working with the […]
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TRUE: Disney’s ‘Woke’ Agenda Leads to Nearly $100 Billion in Losses from Recent Box Office Flops
Once upon a time, in a world filled with enchanted princesses, anthropomorphic toys, and an unfathomable amount of merchandising, Disney was the monarch of the movie kingdom. Today, that world seems as distant as Neverland, thanks to Disney’s recent box-office debacles that have resulted in a staggering loss of almost $100 billion. Yes, you read […]
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Backlash Against “Woke” Peter Pan Results in Record-Low Pre-Sale for Disney
Disney’s highly anticipated “Woke Peter Pan” reboot appears to be in serious trouble, as reports indicate that it has had the worst pre-sale numbers in the company’s history. According to sources close to the project, the film, which aims to modernize the classic tale of Peter Pan with a “woke” twist, has been met with […]
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Just in: Jury Orders Disney to Pay “Wrongfully Terminated” Mandalorian Star Gina Carano $115 Million
In a recent public appearance, comedian Kathy Griffin reportedly heckled former MMA fighter and “The Mandalorian” actress Gina Carano, almost leading to a physical altercation. Griffin, known for her controversial humor, had apparently taken issue with Carano’s conservative political views and made several comments about her during the event. According to witnesses, Griffin repeatedly interrupted […]
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TRUE: Sylvester Stallone Declines Disney’s Half-Billion Dollar ‘Woke’ Film Proposal
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite gasping for air (and not just from their high-intensity Pilates sessions), Sylvester Stallone, the man who once single-handedly took on the entire Soviet Union in a boxing ring, has turned down a jaw-dropping $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke […]
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