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Elon Musk Considering Facebook Purchase After January 20th to Regulate Free Speech

In a surprising development, tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has revealed that he is considering purchasing Facebook after January 20th, with the intention of regulating free speech on the platform. This announcement has ignited widespread conversation, as Musk’s views on free speech, particularly on social media, have become a defining feature of his public persona. If […]

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Elon Musk’s Boycott Sparks $200 Million Drop in MSNBC’s Advertising Revenue

MSNBC is facing a substantial financial loss, reportedly losing around $200 million in advertising revenue. This dramatic drop follows a public boycott initiated by billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk, who criticized the network’s coverage of political events, particularly its reporting on former President Donald Trump’s 2020 election defeat. Musk’s call for a boycott has led to […]

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Elon Musk Files A $70 Million Lawsuit Against Whoopi Goldberg And ‘The View’, Claims “They Are Lying About Me”

In an unexpected twist of events, tech mogul Elon Musk, the man behind such groundbreaking ventures as SpaceX and Tesla, is pushing back against media giant The View and its illustrious host, Whoopi Goldberg. But this isn’t your ordinary celebrity spat; it comes in the form of a hefty $60 million defamation lawsuit. Yes, you […]

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Elon Musk Announces $5 Billion Endorsement Donation At Pennysylvania Rally, “This Feels Right”

In what can only be described as the most extravagant expression of political loyalty since the dawn of democracy, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has officially put his money where his Dark MAGA cap is. Standing shoulder to shoulder with former President Donald Trump at a Pennsylvania rally, Musk unveiled a jaw-dropping $5 billion endorsement […]

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Elon Musk Pulls $1 Billion Show From CBS After Alleged Bias in Debate: “CBS Is Toast”

In a shocking move that has rattled the media world, tech mogul and Twitter extraordinaire Elon Musk has officially pulled his $1 billion show from CBS. Following what Musk called an “extremely biased” vice-presidential debate hosted by the network, the billionaire decided it was time to cut ties, calling CBS “the most unwatchable, agenda-driven network […]

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Elon Musk Considering ABC Acquisition To ‘Set Things Straight’, Plans to Fire David Muir Immediately

In a move that has shocked media insiders and sent Twitter into a frenzy, Elon Musk is reportedly considering buying ABC, with one clear mission: to “set things straight.” And in typical Musk fashion, his first order of business would be firing longtime ABC anchor David Muir, the face of World News Tonight. The decision, […]

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ABC Loses Almost 1 Million Subscribers Overnight After Elon Musk’s Boycott Call

In what may go down as one of the most dramatic media shake-ups of the year, ABC has reportedly lost almost 1 million subscribers overnight. The reason? One tweet from tech mogul Elon Musk, who, after witnessing what he described as “blatant bias” during ABC’s recent presidential debate coverage, called for a full-blown boycott of […]

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Elon Musk Calls for Boycott of ABC Network: “Let’s Take ‘Em Down!”

In yet another dramatic twist in the ever-spiraling 2024 political saga, tech billionaire and part-time Twitter disruptor Elon Musk has thrown his weight behind a full-fledged boycott of ABC Network following the recent presidential debate. After a polarizing event that left both Donald Trump and Kamala Harris supporters fuming over the moderators’ handling, Musk took […]

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Elon Musk Pulls His Exclusive Show From ABC, “They’re a Disgrace to the Media Industry”

In a move that shocked no one who has followed his Twitter (or X, as he’s rebranded it) antics, Elon Musk has officially pulled his exclusive show from ABC, citing the network’s handling of the recent debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris. Musk, never one to mince words—or characters in his tweets—called ABC “a […]

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Elon Musk Reveals His Endorsement: “We Need a Red Wave Right Now”

In a move that has left political analysts scrambling and Twitter (sorry, X) on fire, Elon Musk—the world’s wealthiest space enthusiast, electric car magnate, and part-time flamethrower salesman—has officially thrown his considerable weight behind a Republican resurgence, declaring, “We need a red wave right now.” And if that wasn’t enough to shake the internet, Musk […]

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