Elon Musk Pulls $1 Billion Show From CBS After Alleged Bias in Debate: “CBS Is Toast”
In a shocking move that has rattled the media world, tech mogul and Twitter extraordinaire Elon Musk has officially pulled his $1 billion show from CBS. Following what Musk called an “extremely biased” vice-presidential debate hosted by the network, the billionaire decided it was time to cut ties, calling CBS “the most unwatchable, agenda-driven network […]
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Elon Musk Considering ABC Acquisition To ‘Set Things Straight’, Plans to Fire David Muir Immediately
In a move that has shocked media insiders and sent Twitter into a frenzy, Elon Musk is reportedly considering buying ABC, with one clear mission: to “set things straight.” And in typical Musk fashion, his first order of business would be firing longtime ABC anchor David Muir, the face of World News Tonight. The decision, […]
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ABC Loses Almost 1 Million Subscribers Overnight After Elon Musk’s Boycott Call
In what may go down as one of the most dramatic media shake-ups of the year, ABC has reportedly lost almost 1 million subscribers overnight. The reason? One tweet from tech mogul Elon Musk, who, after witnessing what he described as “blatant bias” during ABC’s recent presidential debate coverage, called for a full-blown boycott of […]
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Elon Musk Calls for Boycott of ABC Network: “Let’s Take ‘Em Down!”
In yet another dramatic twist in the ever-spiraling 2024 political saga, tech billionaire and part-time Twitter disruptor Elon Musk has thrown his weight behind a full-fledged boycott of ABC Network following the recent presidential debate. After a polarizing event that left both Donald Trump and Kamala Harris supporters fuming over the moderators’ handling, Musk took […]
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Elon Musk Pulls His Exclusive Show From ABC, “They’re a Disgrace to the Media Industry”
In a move that shocked no one who has followed his Twitter (or X, as he’s rebranded it) antics, Elon Musk has officially pulled his exclusive show from ABC, citing the network’s handling of the recent debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris. Musk, never one to mince words—or characters in his tweets—called ABC “a […]
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Elon Musk Reveals His Endorsement: “We Need a Red Wave Right Now”
In a move that has left political analysts scrambling and Twitter (sorry, X) on fire, Elon Musk—the world’s wealthiest space enthusiast, electric car magnate, and part-time flamethrower salesman—has officially thrown his considerable weight behind a Republican resurgence, declaring, “We need a red wave right now.” And if that wasn’t enough to shake the internet, Musk […]
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Elon Musk Says: “Pride Flags Should Be Banned from Classrooms, Permanently!”
In a move that sent shockwaves through social media and the education sector alike, Elon Musk has ignited a fresh firestorm of controversy, declaring that Pride flags should be permanently banned from classrooms. In a tweet that rapidly went viral, the SpaceX CEO, Tesla founder, and Twitter’s own self-proclaimed “Chief Twit” wrote, “Pride flags should […]
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Elon Musk: “We Should Get Rid Of All Electronic Voting Machines”
In an unexpected twist that has left both tech enthusiasts and political analysts scratching their heads, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his innovative ventures and futuristic visions, has made a bold proclamation: it’s time to get rid of all electronic voting machines. Yes, the man who wants to colonize Mars, implant chips in […]
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Elon Musk Bans Stephen King Permanently From Platform X After He Trolled the Tech Mogul
Oh boy, folks! If you thought the Twitterverse couldn’t get any wilder, buckle up! Elon Musk, the tech mogul, is a guy who loves a little bit of drama and has permanently banned none other than Stephen King from Platform X (because, you know, that’s a thing now). Why, you ask? Well, it seems the […]
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Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!”
In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than the fiery conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson. The show, tentatively titled Truth Unleashed, promises to be a hard-hitting exposé of everything wrong with “woke culture,” left-wing media, and, of […]
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