Elon Musk Says: “Pride Flags Should Be Banned from Classrooms, Permanently!”
In a move that sent shockwaves through social media and the education sector alike, Elon Musk has ignited a fresh firestorm of controversy, declaring that Pride flags should be permanently banned from classrooms. In a tweet that rapidly went viral, the SpaceX CEO, Tesla founder, and Twitter’s own self-proclaimed “Chief Twit” wrote, “Pride flags should […]
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Elon Musk: “We Should Get Rid Of All Electronic Voting Machines”
In an unexpected twist that has left both tech enthusiasts and political analysts scratching their heads, Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his innovative ventures and futuristic visions, has made a bold proclamation: it’s time to get rid of all electronic voting machines. Yes, the man who wants to colonize Mars, implant chips in […]
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Elon Musk Bans Stephen King Permanently From Platform X After He Trolled the Tech Mogul
Oh boy, folks! If you thought the Twitterverse couldn’t get any wilder, buckle up! Elon Musk, the tech mogul, is a guy who loves a little bit of drama and has permanently banned none other than Stephen King from Platform X (because, you know, that’s a thing now). Why, you ask? Well, it seems the […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Ends His Long-Term Partnership With Boy Scouts, “It Became A Woke Organization”
In a surprising and controversial move, tech billionaire Elon Musk has ended his long-standing partnership with the Boy Scouts of America (BSA), citing the organization’s celebration of Pride Month as the primary reason for his decision. Musk, known for his outspoken views and bold business moves, labeled the organization as “woke,” indicating his disapproval of […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Pulls Funding from Tractor Supply Co, “Not a Single Penny to Woke Organizations”
In a move that has taken both the business and social spheres by storm, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he is pulling funding from Tractor Supply Co, citing his refusal to support what he describes as “woke” organizations. This decision has sparked widespread discussion and debate, highlighting the deepening divide between traditional business […]
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Elon Musk Backs Caitlin Clark, Offers $10 Million Endorsement: “I Support You, Caitlin Clark”
In a bold and unexpected move, Elon Musk has thrown his support behind Caitlin Clark, the rising star of women’s basketball, by offering her a $10 million endorsement deal. Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his ventures in technology and space exploration, made the announcement via social media, expressing his admiration for Clark’s talent and […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Calls Out Robert De Niro Publicly, “He’s a Creepy Woke Guy”
In a surprising and blunt public exchange, tech mogul Elon Musk has called out legendary actor Robert De Niro, branding him as a “creepy woke guy.” This unexpected clash between two high-profile personalities has sparked widespread discussion and controversy, highlighting the growing cultural divide in America. The controversy began when Elon Musk, known for his […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk Admits, “I’ve Never Seen A Single Person Wearing A ‘Build Back Better’ Hat!”
Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur known for his groundbreaking work in electric vehicles and space exploration, recently made headlines for a different kind of statement. During a candid interview, Musk quipped, “I’ve never seen a single person wearing a ‘Build Back Better’ hat!” This remark, which has since gone viral, has sparked widespread discussion and […]
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Breaking: Elon Musk to Launch His Own NFL Team with Harrison Butker as Coach, “He’s a True American”
In a move that shakes the foundations of professional football and the intersections of sports and societal discourse, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced plans to form his own NFL team, with none other than the controversial figure Harrison Butker as its head coach. Describing Butker as “a true American,” Musk’s decision not only highlights […]
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Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!”
In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than the fiery conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson. The show, tentatively titled Truth Unleashed, promises to be a hard-hitting exposé of everything wrong with “woke culture,” left-wing media, and, of […]
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