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Elon Musk to Purchase CBS After January 20th, Vows to Remove Wokeness from the Network

Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur behind Tesla and SpaceX, has made headlines with his latest announcement: he plans to acquire CBS, one of the most prominent television networks in the United States, after January 20th. This move has generated significant buzz, particularly due to Musk’s stated goal of removing what he refers to as “wokeness” […]

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Elon Musk Urges Ban on Pride Flags in Schools: ‘Schools Should Focus on Learning, Not Protests’

In a highly controversial statement that has sparked nationwide debate, Elon Musk, the billionaire CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, has called for the removal of pride flags from schools. Musk argued that educational institutions should focus solely on academics and learning, not serve as platforms for political statements or protests. His comments have ignited a […]

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Elon Musk Hire Tucker Carlson
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Just in: Twitter head Elon Musk to hire Tucker Carlson after his firing from Fox News

In a shocking, yet not entirely surprising move, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has announced the hiring of Tucker Carlson, the recently fired Fox News anchor, as the company’s Chief Conspiracy Theorist. This marks the latest in a series of unconventional moves by Musk, who seems determined to steer Twitter in a direction more akin to […]

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