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Breaking: Trace Adkins Resigns As Spokesperson For Tractor Supply Co, “I Won’t Go Woke Ever”
In a surprising and significant move, country music star Trace Adkins has announced his resignation as the spokesperson for Tractor Supply Co, a leading provider of trucking equipment and gear. Citing his disapproval of the company’s shift towards a more progressive, socially conscious business model, Adkins declared, “I won’t go woke ever.” This bold statement […]
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