Endorsements

BEYONCE LOSSS BILLION
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Breaking: Beyoncé Loses Almost $10 Billion After Singing ‘Alternative National Anthem’ At NFL

Beyoncé, a name synonymous with musical prowess, cultural influence, and business acumen, recently found herself at the center of an astonishing claim: a loss of nearly $10 billion following her performance of “Lift Every Voice and Sing” at an NFL game. The song, deeply rooted in African American history and often referred to as the […]

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TRUE: NFL Denies Kaepernick’s Return; Suggests Pursuing Shampoo Endorsements

In a surprise turn of events that’s certain to spark both laughter and heated debates, the NFL has officially declined Colin Kaepernick’s latest attempt to return to professional football. Instead of a spot on the field, they’ve suggested he might be better off endorsing shampoo brands. Yes, you read that correctly—shampoo. Colin Kaepernick, the former […]

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TRUE: Megan Rapinoe Faces $10 Million Loss Following Elimination from US Team

In a stunning twist of fate that has left soccer fans worldwide scratching their heads, the indomitable Megan Rapinoe has found herself taking a rather substantial financial hit after the unexpected elimination of the US team from the World Cup. A whopping $10 million, to be precise. As the dust settles and analysts scramble to […]

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