Breaking: Kurt Russell and Clint Eastwood Join Mel Gibson’s New Woke-Free Movie Studio
- Alex Robin
- June 29, 2024
In a move that has both excited and divided Hollywood, iconic actors Kurt Russell and Clint Eastwood have announced their collaboration with Mel Gibson on a new movie studio that promises to be “woke-free.” The studio, which aims to provide a platform for films that focus on traditional storytelling without the influence of modern social […]
Read MoreBreaking: Candace Owens Vows to Have Taylor Swift Banned from Next NFL Season, “She’s Awfully Woke”
- Alex Robin
- February 16, 2024
In the latest wave of cultural clashes, conservative commentator Candace Owens has set her sights on superstar Taylor Swift, vowing to bar her from NFL events in the upcoming season. Owens, known for her outspoken views on social and political issues, labeled Swift as “awfully woke,” sparking a fervent debate over the intersection of entertainment, […]
Read MoreNFL Franchisees Express Concerns Over Taylor Swift, “She’s Ruining The NFL, and We’re Banning Her From Games”
- Alex Robin
- December 27, 2023
The National Football League (NFL), known for its fierce competition on the field, is no stranger to controversy and debate off the gridiron. While the focus is often on the players and their performance, there are moments when unexpected figures make their way into the NFL’s spotlight. One such figure, global pop sensation Taylor Swift, […]
Read MoreBreaking: Academy Awards Replaces Whoopi Goldberg With Sylvester Stallone as MC
- Alex Robin
- December 24, 2023
In a surprising turn of events, the Academy Awards has announced a major shake-up in its choice of host for the upcoming ceremony. The iconic Sylvester Stallone has been chosen to replace Whoopi Goldberg as the Master of Ceremonies (MC) for the prestigious event. The decision to replace Whoopi Goldberg comes amidst a backdrop of […]
Read MoreJust in: Tucker Carlson Joins “The View” as Newest Panelist
- Alex Robin
- April 24, 2023
In a shocking turn of events, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has announced that he will be joining the panel of daytime talk show “The View” as a permanent co-host. The move comes after Carlson’s firing from Fox News, where he had hosted his own primetime show “Tucker Carlson Tonight” for several years. The […]
Read MoreJust in: Griffin, Milano, and Paltrow Join “The View”
- Alex Robin
- April 14, 2023
In a bold move to keep up with the changing times, the popular daytime talk show “The View” has announced that it will be going online, with a whole new lineup of hosts that includes Kathy Griffin, Alyssa Milano, and Gwyneth Paltrow. The decision to move “The View” to an online format was reportedly made […]
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Launch a Non-Woke Program with Tim Allen
In a move that is shaking up the landscape of television entertainment, comedian and actress Roseanne Barr is teaming up with fellow comedian Tim Allen to launch a new non-woke program. This collaborative effort promises to challenge prevailing norms in the entertainment industry and provide audiences with a refreshing alternative to politically correct content. Roseanne […]
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