Breaking: Hulk Hogan Lands a $500 Million Deal With Samsung After RNC Speech
Only in America, could we have such a twist that Hulk Hogan, the legend of wrestling has just signed a $500 million contract with Samsung for his bombastic speech during the RNC. Yes, it’s true, the Hulkster is back and not just to do leg drops but to strike giant business deals. It was really […]
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Breaking: Jack Black Vows To Leave The US Permanently, “I Just Can’t Take It Anymore”
In a stunning turn of events, beloved actor and musician Jack Black has announced his departure from the United States, citing a lack of respect as the primary reason for his decision. The star, known for his infectious energy and comedic prowess, made the announcement during a heartfelt press conference that left fans both shocked […]
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Breaking: Warner Bros Cancels $100 Million Project Starring ‘Woke’ George Clooney, “He’s Not A Good Person”
In a surprising turn of events, Warner Bros has announced the cancellation of a $100 million project starring renowned actor George Clooney. The studio cited irreconcilable differences and a shift in creative direction as the primary reasons for the decision. However, insiders suggest that Clooney’s outspoken political views and recent controversies played a significant role […]
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Breaking: Denzel Washington Launches Anti-Woke Academy Awards, “No Woke Nonsense Allowed”
In a bold and unexpected move, acclaimed actor and director Denzel Washington has announced the launch of a new awards show aimed at countering what he perceives as the overwhelming presence of “woke” culture in Hollywood. The “Anti-Woke Academy Awards,” set to debut next year, promises to celebrate films and performances based on traditional artistic […]
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Breaking: Dennis Quaid Joins Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen’s New Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance
In an era where the entertainment industry is frequently polarized by social and political ideologies, a new alliance is making headlines. Veteran actors Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen have launched a “Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance,” and their latest addition, Dennis Quaid, has added significant star power to the movement. This alliance aims to provide a platform […]
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Breaking: Multiple Film Studios Ban Robert De Niro, “We Don’t Want to Work With a Crybaby”
In an unprecedented move, several major film studios have collectively decided to ban Hollywood legend Robert De Niro from their future projects. This drastic decision comes as a shock to many in the industry and fans alike, marking a significant turn in the storied career of one of cinema’s most iconic figures. The studios have […]
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Breaking: Screen Actors Guild Permanently Bans Robert De Niro, “He’s A Woke Clown”
In an unprecedented move that has sent ripples through the entertainment industry, the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) has permanently banned Robert De Niro, one of Hollywood’s most iconic and respected actors. The decision, reportedly influenced by De Niro’s outspoken political views and controversial behavior, has sparked a fierce debate about freedom of expression, professionalism, and […]
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Breaking: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Joins Elon Musk’s New Non-Woke Production Studio, “I’m Leaving Woke Hollywood”
In a surprising turn of events that has jolted the entertainment industry, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has announced his departure from what he terms “Woke Hollywood” to join forces with tech mogul Elon Musk in a new film production venture that explicitly rejects politically correct culture. This move marks a significant shift for one of […]
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Breaking: Morgan Freeman Refuses to Narrate Another Documentary, ‘It’s Too Much Woke”
In a surprising turn of events, acclaimed actor and distinguished voice narrator Morgan Freeman has decided to step back from narrating documentaries, citing concerns over what he perceives as excessive political correctness or “wokeness” in recent projects. This revelation has sparked considerable debate within the entertainment industry and among his global fan base, highlighting the […]
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Breaking: ABC Signs A $400 Million Deal With Tucker Carlson For A Late-Night Show, “Going to Replace Jimmy Kimmel Show”
In an unexpected move that has left media enthusiasts and political pundits buzzing, ABC has reportedly signed a $400 million deal with Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host, to headline a new late-night show. This new program is set to replace “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” which has been a fixture of ABC’s late-night lineup for […]
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