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Roseanne Barr Inks $1 Billion Deal with Fox News for New Show, Set to Compete Against ABC’s The View

In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the media industry, Fox News has inked a monumental $1 billion contract with the legendary comedian and actress, Roseanne Barr. The deal involves the creation of a new show set to go head-to-head with ABC’s long-standing daytime talk show, The View. The $1 billion contract between […]

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TRUE: Jason Aldean Files A $100 Billion ‘Defamation’ Lawsuit Against Whoopi Goldberg

In a world where country roads and courtroom drama are seldom intertwined, country music icon Jason Aldean and esteemed comedian Whoopi Goldberg are scripting an unexpected narrative that has both the entertainment and legal industries humming a tune of disbelief. To reacquaint you with the prologue: Aldean’s song “Try That In A Small Town,” despite […]

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TRUE: Oliver Anthony Rejects $10 Million Bud Light Endorsement Deal

Oliver Anthony, an emerging figure in the entertainment industry, has recently been in the spotlight, not for his artistic accomplishments but for a bold stance on an issue that transcends the field of arts. In a move that has reverberated throughout the industry, Anthony made the unexpected decision to turn down a lucrative $10 million […]

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TRUE: ‘The View’ Sued For $100 Million For Inviting Anti-American Megan Rapinoe To The Show

In a shocking turn of events, the popular daytime talk show ‘The View’ finds itself entangled in a legal battle that has sent ripples of controversy through the media landscape. A lawsuit has been filed against the show, seeking a staggering $100 million in damages for allegedly inviting the outspoken and polarizing figure Megan Rapinoe, […]

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TRUE: Disney’s ‘Woke’ Agenda Leads to Nearly $100 Billion in Losses from Recent Box Office Flops

Once upon a time, in a world filled with enchanted princesses, anthropomorphic toys, and an unfathomable amount of merchandising, Disney was the monarch of the movie kingdom. Today, that world seems as distant as Neverland, thanks to Disney’s recent box-office debacles that have resulted in a staggering loss of almost $100 billion. Yes, you read […]

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Just in: Gordon Ramsay Shuts Down ‘Drag Kitchen’ Show Due To Whoopi Goldberg

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has reportedly shut down the new cooking show ‘Drag Kitchen’ due to objections from Whoopi Goldberg. The show featured drag queens cooking up a storm in the kitchen while dressed in their most glamorous attire. According to sources close to Ramsay, Goldberg was “appalled” by the show’s premise and expressed her […]

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Just in: NAACP Cancels Whoopi’s Membership

The NAACP made waves in the entertainment industry this week when it announced that it had canceled Whoopi Goldberg’s membership due to “inappropriate behavior” and “frequent violations of the organization’s values and principles.” According to sources within the NAACP, Goldberg had been a member of the organization for several years, but her behavior had become […]

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