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Breaking: Lia Thomas Thrown Out of All-Women’s Gym, “No Place for You Here, William”

In a dramatic and contentious incident, Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer who has been at the center of a national debate on gender identity in sports, was reportedly thrown out of an all-women’s gym. The incident, which has quickly gained media attention, saw gym staff referring to Thomas by her former name, William, and telling […]

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Breaking: Whoopi Gets Kicked Off The View For Celebrating Pride Month

In a shocking and unprecedented turn of events, Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of the popular daytime talk show “The View,” was reportedly thrown out of the studio after celebrating Pride Month during a live broadcast. This incident has not only sparked outrage among fans and LGBTQ+ advocates but has also ignited a broader conversation about inclusivity, […]

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Breaking: NFL Coaches Announce Permanent Ban on Pride Month Celebrations, “No Place for This Wokeness”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through both the sports world and wider society, a group of NFL coaches has announced a permanent ban on Pride Month celebrations within their teams. The decision, accompanied by the declaration that there is “no place for this wokeness” in football, has ignited a fierce debate about inclusivity, […]

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Breaking: Lia Thomas Banned From Participating In Women’s Sports, “She Doesn’t Fit”

In a world more obsessed with rules than a hall monitor with a new whistle, the International Women’s Sports Federation (IWSF) announced today that Lia Thomas, the lightning rod trans athlete, has been banned from participating in women’s sports. First, let’s address the elephant in the room or, in this case, the grizzly bear on […]

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Just in: NAACP Cancels Whoopi’s Membership

The NAACP made waves in the entertainment industry this week when it announced that it had canceled Whoopi Goldberg’s membership due to “inappropriate behavior” and “frequent violations of the organization’s values and principles.” According to sources within the NAACP, Goldberg had been a member of the organization for several years, but her behavior had become […]

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