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Breaking: Garth Brooks Quits Music On His Birthday, “Nobody Listens to Me Anymore”
In a stunning turn of events, iconic country music superstar Garth Brooks shocked fans worldwide by announcing his retirement from music on his own birthday. Citing a profound sense of disillusionment, Brooks expressed feeling unheard, lamenting, “Nobody listens to me anymore.” This decision has sent ripples through the music industry, prompting reflection on Brooks’ unparalleled […]
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