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FEMA Administrator Deanne Criswell Fired After Telling North Carolina Families to “Go Buy a Tent”

Deanne Criswell, appointed by President Joe Biden in 2021 as the Administrator of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), has been fired following a remark she made during a visit to North Carolina, where disaster victims were seeking assistance. Criswell, who had a well-established background in emergency management, was widely seen as a competent leader […]

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FEMA Returns to North Carolina with New Director and $2 Billion, Fulfilling Another Promise by President Trump

After taking the oath of office, President Trump quickly made clear his commitment to disaster relief, issuing a directive to FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) to focus on recovery efforts in North Carolina. The president’s swift action was aimed at addressing the aftermath of severe storms, flooding, and other natural disasters that have significantly impacted […]

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FEMA Announces $100 Billion in Disaster Insurance for LA and California, Nothing for North Carolina

FEMA’s recent announcement of a $100 billion disaster insurance allocation for Los Angeles and California has sparked significant debate, especially as no similar funding was earmarked for North Carolina, a state that has also faced significant natural disasters in recent years. The disparity in funding has raised questions about the priorities of the Federal Emergency […]

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