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Sylvester Stallone Woke Roberto
Hollywood Satire

Breaking: Sylvester Stallone Withdraws from $1 Billion Project With “Creepy” Robert De Niro

In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is abuzz with the news that Sylvester Stallone has decided to withdraw from a colossal $1 billion project featuring Robert De Niro. The unexpected departure is not only making headlines for its financial implications but also for the use of terms like “too much woke” and “creepy” to […]

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Michael Jordan Nike Partners
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“I Won’t Go Woke”: Michael Jordan Walks Away from NIKE’s $10 Million Offer

In the realm of sports, Michael Jordan’s name is synonymous with excellence, perseverance, and a relentless pursuit of greatness. His legacy on the basketball court is etched in history, and his ventures off the court have been equally impactful, particularly his longstanding partnership with sportswear giant, NIKE. However, in a move that has left the […]

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TRUE: Samsung Terminates Partnership, Resulting in Megan Rapinoe’s $50 Million Loss

In the world of sports, fortunes can change with the swing of a leg, and in the case of Megan Rapinoe, a single kick had a ripple effect that reverberated beyond the soccer field. The missed penalty kick during a crucial match against Sweden not only left Rapinoe and her team in despair but also […]

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