TRUE: Jason Aldean Sues CMT For $200 Billion
There’s no business like show business, and country music superstar Jason Aldean has just upped the stakes. In a shock move that has rattled the music industry and sent Country Music Television (CMT) executives into a frenzy, Aldean has slapped a lawsuit on the TV network, demanding a mind-boggling $100 billion in damages. This jaw-dropping […]
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TRUE: CMT Suffers a $200 Billion Blow in a Single Day After Removing Jason Aldean’s Hit Song
In a tale that’s more shocking than finding a hipster in a honky-tonk, Country Music Television (CMT) has managed to send a $200 billion tumbleweed rolling through their revenue after yanking Jason Aldean’s hit song “Try That In A Small Town” from their rotation. Just when we thought country music was all about lost dogs […]
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Bud Light Fiasco Leads Anheuser-Busch to Dump Thousands of Unsold Kegs
Anheuser-Busch, the well-known brewery, has had to dump thousands of kegs of unsold Bud Light due to a botched marketing campaign. Their latest promotion, the “Bud Light Fiasco,” was meant to create hype and boost sales, but instead, it led to a significant loss for the company. According to sources within the company, the promotion […]
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