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Just in: Al Jazeera News Network To Hire Don Lemon

Just when we thought Don Lemon had hit rock bottom following his divorce and firing from CNN, it seems the beleaguered news anchor has found a new lease on life. Al Jazeera News Network has announced that they have hired the controversial figure, citing the need for more drama and zest in their programming. In […]

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Just in: Don Lemon’s Husband Files For Divorce After CNN Firing

In an unexpected turn of events, sources close to the couple have confirmed that Don Lemon’s husband, Tim Malone, has filed for divorce following Lemon’s abrupt firing from CNN last week. The shocking development has left both the media world and fans of the couple in a state of bewilderment. Tim Malone, a successful real […]

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Don Lemon’s Fiery CNN Exit: Police Escort ‘Angry’ Anchor Out Amid Dramatic Showdown

In a bizarre turn of events, Don Lemon, the recently fired CNN anchor, was escorted out of the network’s headquarters by police after an intense confrontation with network executives. Witnesses described the scene as “chaotic” and “unforgettable,” with a “very angry” Lemon making his displeasure known in no uncertain terms. The situation unfolded shortly after […]

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‘They Threw Me Under The Bus’: Tucker Carlson Files A Billion Dollar Lawsuit Against Fox News

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Tucker Carlson has filed a billion-dollar lawsuit against Fox News after being fired from his position as a host on the network. Carlson, who has become infamous for his divisive and often inflammatory comments, claims that he was unjustly terminated and is seeking to recoup what he […]

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Anheuser Busch Cleans House: Entire Marketing Team Terminated Following Major Bud Light Faux Pas

In a stunning turn of events, Anheuser Busch has announced that it has fired its entire marketing department following what it calls the “worst mistake in Bud Light history.” According to sources within the company, the marketing team was responsible for a recent ad campaign that was meant to promote Bud Light’s new “lighter taste.” […]

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Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar Let Go from The View in Bid to Save Show from Cancellation

In a stunning move, ABC’s daytime talk show “The View” has fired long-time hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar in an effort to avoid being canceled. The decision came after a recent episode of the show sparked outrage on social media, with viewers calling for the show to be taken off the air. The offending […]

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