Franchise Closures

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Primanti Bros Shuts Down All Locations in Red States, Says “That’s Not the America We Want”

In a bold and unexpected move, Primanti Bros, the iconic Pittsburgh-based sandwich chain, has announced the closure of all of its franchises in red states. The company’s decision was accompanied by a powerful statement: “That’s not the America we want.” This declaration has set off a firestorm of reactions, with people debating the intersection of […]

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