Elon Musk Sues Mark Hamill for $100 Million Over False Claims: ‘You’re the Source of Your Own Wokeness’
In a high-profile legal dispute that is capturing attention across both the tech and entertainment worlds, Elon Musk has filed a $100 million lawsuit against actor Mark Hamill, accusing the legendary *Star Wars* actor of making false and damaging claims about his leadership of X (formerly Twitter). The lawsuit, which was filed in California, centers […]
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Grammy Awards Ban Jennifer Lopez, Claiming ‘We Don’t Need Your Woke Presence Here’
In an unprecedented move, the Grammy Awards have reportedly banned Jennifer Lopez from entering this year’s ceremony, citing her public support for the Democratic Party as the primary reason for the decision. The ban, which has stunned the entertainment world, has sparked a wave of controversy and raised serious questions about the intersection of politics, […]
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James Woods Rejects $150 Million Veteran Movie with Richard Gere: “Won’t Work with Those Who Dumped U.S.”.
In a stunning move that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, actor James Woods has reportedly turned down a $150 million offer to star in a major veteran-themed film alongside Richard Gere. According to sources close to the actor, Woods made it clear that he would not be associated with anyone who, in his opinion, has […]
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Fox News to Launch Rob Schneider’s New Show Taking on The View: “Time to End the Wokeness”
In a move that is bound to shake up the media landscape, Fox News has announced the launch of a new show hosted by comedian Rob Schneider. The show, which will focus on challenging what Schneider and his supporters view as the “wokeness” of mainstream media, is being positioned as a direct counter to *The […]
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Elon Musk Plans to Buy ABC and Appoint Tucker Carlson as CEO: “Only Way to Remove Wokeness from Network”
In a move that has raised eyebrows across the media and business sectors, Elon Musk is reportedly planning to acquire ABC, the iconic American television network, and appoint former Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson as its CEO. According to insiders, Musk believes that the only way to rid the network of what he perceives as […]
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Elon Musk Considering Facebook Purchase After January 20th to Regulate Free Speech
In a surprising development, tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has revealed that he is considering purchasing Facebook after January 20th, with the intention of regulating free speech on the platform. This announcement has ignited widespread conversation, as Musk’s views on free speech, particularly on social media, have become a defining feature of his public persona. If […]
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Breaking: Dennis Quaid Joins Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen’s New Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance
In an era where the entertainment industry is frequently polarized by social and political ideologies, a new alliance is making headlines. Veteran actors Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen have launched a “Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance,” and their latest addition, Dennis Quaid, has added significant star power to the movement. This alliance aims to provide a platform […]
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Breaking: Screen Actors Guild Permanently Bans Robert De Niro, “He’s A Woke Clown”
In an unprecedented move that has sent ripples through the entertainment industry, the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) has permanently banned Robert De Niro, one of Hollywood’s most iconic and respected actors. The decision, reportedly influenced by De Niro’s outspoken political views and controversial behavior, has sparked a fierce debate about freedom of expression, professionalism, and […]
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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Refuses To Seat Robert De Niro, “He’s A Woke Jackass”
In an unexpected clash of celebrity worlds, renowned chef Gordon Ramsay has allegedly refused to seat legendary actor Robert De Niro at one of his upscale restaurants, reportedly calling him a “woke jackass.” This incident has sparked widespread debate and added another chapter to the ongoing discourse on celebrity opinions and social issues. The incident […]
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Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!”
In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than the fiery conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson. The show, tentatively titled Truth Unleashed, promises to be a hard-hitting exposé of everything wrong with “woke culture,” left-wing media, and, of […]
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