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Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!”

In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than the fiery conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson. The show, tentatively titled Truth Unleashed, promises to be a hard-hitting exposé of everything wrong with “woke culture,” left-wing media, and, of […]

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Breaking: Dennis Quaid Joins Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen’s New Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance

In an era where the entertainment industry is frequently polarized by social and political ideologies, a new alliance is making headlines. Veteran actors Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen have launched a “Non-Woke Actors’ Alliance,” and their latest addition, Dennis Quaid, has added significant star power to the movement. This alliance aims to provide a platform […]

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Breaking: Screen Actors Guild Permanently Bans Robert De Niro, “He’s A Woke Clown”

In an unprecedented move that has sent ripples through the entertainment industry, the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) has permanently banned Robert De Niro, one of Hollywood’s most iconic and respected actors. The decision, reportedly influenced by De Niro’s outspoken political views and controversial behavior, has sparked a fierce debate about freedom of expression, professionalism, and […]

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Breaking: Gordon Ramsay Refuses To Seat Robert De Niro, “He’s A Woke Jackass”

In an unexpected clash of celebrity worlds, renowned chef Gordon Ramsay has allegedly refused to seat legendary actor Robert De Niro at one of his upscale restaurants, reportedly calling him a “woke jackass.” This incident has sparked widespread debate and added another chapter to the ongoing discourse on celebrity opinions and social issues. The incident […]

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Breaking: Colin Kaepernick Loses Brand Deals Worth $50 Million After Comments About Harrison Butker

In a shocking turn of events, former NFL quarterback and activist Colin Kaepernick has reportedly lost brand deals worth $50 million following his recent comments about Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker. Known for his outspoken nature and strong stance on social issues, Kaepernick’s latest remarks have sparked controversy and backlash, leading several high-profile brands […]

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Breaking: Colin Kaepernick Boycotts NFL As Long As Harrison Butker Is On Team, “I Don’t Like Him”

Colin Kaepernick, the former San Francisco 49ers quarterback and social justice activist, has announced his decision to boycott the NFL as long as Harrison Butker remains part of any team. This bold move comes in the wake of a series of controversial statements made by Butker, which Kaepernick has publicly condemned. The decision has sent […]

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Breaking: Taylor Swift Offers Harrison Butker $1 Million for Dinner with Her and Travis Kelce, “He’s a Popular Guy”

In an unexpected turn of events, pop superstar Taylor Swift has made headlines by offering Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker a staggering $1 million for a dinner date with her and her boyfriend, NFL tight end Travis Kelce. The move has sparked curiosity and conversation across social media and the sports world, with fans […]

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Breaking: Harrison Butker in Contention for Prestigious Global Peace Prize Following Historic Speech

In a surprising turn of events, Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker has been nominated for the prestigious Nobel Peace Prize following his contentious commencement speech at Benedictine College. The speech, which sparked significant debate and drew widespread attention, has now positioned Butker as a prominent figure in the global conversation on free speech and […]

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Breaking: Elon Musk Calls for Ban on ‘The View’, “I’d Rather Walk Barefoot On Hot Asphalt Than Watch The View”

‘The View,’ a famous daytime talk programme, has Elon Musk’s strong displeasure, an audacious statement that has created debates nationwide. Taking to social media to air his grievances, the software mogul—who is notoriously forthright and unafraid of controversy—said that he would rather to walk barefoot on scorching asphalt than watch the event. This comment sparked […]

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Breaking: Elon Musk Launches New ‘Non-Woke’ Social Media Platform to Compete with Meta

Elon Musk, often known for his ventures into space and electric vehicles, is now stepping into a new arena: social media. His latest venture aims to challenge the dominance of platforms like Facebook, promising a fresh approach to free speech and moderation. Musk’s proposed platform, which he describes as “non-woke”, seeks to fill what he […]

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