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George Clooney Loses $75 Million in Endorsements, Considers Leaving the USA: ‘Politics Destroyed My Life’

In a surprising move that has stunned both Hollywood and the political world, George Clooney, one of the most celebrated actors and philanthropists in the United States, has announced his plans to leave the country after suffering a significant financial setback. Clooney revealed that he lost a staggering $75 million in endorsement deals, which he […]

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Breaking: Jim Caviezel Rejects $500 Million Project with George Clooney, “He’s Awful”

In a stunning turn of events, actor Jim Caviezel has turned down a $500 million film project, citing none other than George Clooney as the reason. The blockbuster deal, which promised to be one of the most lucrative in Hollywood history, was abruptly halted when Caviezel expressed his unwillingness to work with Clooney, branding the […]

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Breaking: Warner Bros Cancels $100 Million Project Starring ‘Woke’ George Clooney, “He’s Not A Good Person”

In a surprising turn of events, Warner Bros has announced the cancellation of a $100 million project starring renowned actor George Clooney. The studio cited irreconcilable differences and a shift in creative direction as the primary reasons for the decision. However, insiders suggest that Clooney’s outspoken political views and recent controversies played a significant role […]

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Breaking: Roseanne Barr Kicks George Clooney Out Of Her New Show, “Woke People Aren’t Welcome Here”

In a dramatic turn of events that has set social media ablaze, Roseanne Barr has reportedly kicked George Clooney off her new television show, citing his “woke” politics as the primary reason. The move has sparked widespread debate and controversy, reflecting the deep divisions in contemporary American culture. Roseanne Barr and George Clooney are no […]

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Breaking: Mel Gibson Withdraws From $100 Million Movie Starring George Clooney, “Biggest Baby Ever”

In a dramatic twist that has sent ripples through Hollywood, Mel Gibson has withdrawn from a high-profile $100 million movie project starring George Clooney. Gibson’s departure comes amid personal and professional disagreements, with the actor-director famously dubbing Clooney as the “biggest baby ever.” This development has not only disrupted production plans but also sparked a […]

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