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After Taking Office, First Order for Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone to Team Up for Anti-Woke Movie Production to Remove Wokeness from Hollywood

Upon taking office, the new MAGA leader wasted no time in making his presence felt, issuing a dramatic first order that sent shockwaves through Hollywood. His directive? Enlist two of the most iconic and outspoken figures in the entertainment industry—Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone—to lead an anti-woke movie production aimed at removing what he and […]

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Denzel Washington Rejects Universal Pictures Deal and Says ‘Wokeness’ is Hurting America

Denzel Washington, the iconic actor known for his roles in films such as *Training Day*, *Glory*, and *Fences*, has made waves recently with his bold statements rejecting a lucrative movie deal from Universal Pictures. The actor, in an unexpected move, expressed his concerns about the direction the entertainment industry has taken in recent years, specifically […]

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Chuck Norris Turns Down $25 Million Disney Deal, Slams Hollywood’s Woke Agenda

Chuck Norris, the iconic martial artist and actor known for his roles in films and television shows like *Walker, Texas Ranger*, has never been one to shy away from expressing his personal beliefs. Recently, he made headlines by turning down a substantial movie offer from Disney, reportedly worth $25 million. The reason behind his rejection? […]

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Sylvester Stallone Rejects $200 Million Universal Pictures Deal, Says ‘Wokeness Isn’t My Style’

Sylvester Stallone, the legendary actor known for iconic roles in *Rocky*, *Rambo*, and *The Expendables*, has made headlines once again, but this time it’s not for a new blockbuster or film project. Instead, the actor is turning down a staggering $200 million deal with **Universal Pictures**, citing his disagreement with the growing trend of “wokeness” […]

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Jim Caviezel and Mel Gibson Reject $500 Million Netflix Movie Project: ‘Serving You Means Serving Wokeness

Jim Caviezel and Mel Gibson, two actors known for their outspoken views and high-profile roles, have made waves by rejecting a massive $500 million movie project offered by Netflix. Their decision to walk away from such a lucrative deal stems from their strong opposition to what they see as Netflix’s embrace of “wokeness” and its […]

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James Woods Rejects $150 Million Veteran Movie with Richard Gere: “Won’t Work with Those Who Dumped U.S.”.

In a stunning move that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, actor James Woods has reportedly turned down a $150 million offer to star in a major veteran-themed film alongside Richard Gere. According to sources close to the actor, Woods made it clear that he would not be associated with anyone who, in his opinion, has […]

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Mel Gibson Rejects $100M Netflix Deal, Refuses to Work with ‘Woke Creep’ Robert De Niro

In a surprising turn of events, Mel Gibson has reportedly rejected a lucrative $100 million movie offer from Netflix that would have seen him collaborate with legendary actor Robert De Niro. Sources close to the actor claim that Gibson made it clear he had no interest in working with De Niro, whom he allegedly referred […]

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Jason Bateman loses $28 million in endorsement deal, says “I don’t want to live here for 4 years”

In a shocking turn of events, Jason Bateman, the celebrated actor and producer, has lost a $28 million endorsement deal after publicly supporting Democratic candidates in the most recent election. The news comes just days after the Democratic Party’s disappointing performance, which many analysts attribute to the party’s inability to unify its base and appeal […]

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Warner Bros. Cancels Show with Jeff Bridges: “Your Woke Politics Destroyed Our Production”

In a bold and highly controversial move, Warner Bros. has announced the cancellation of its much-anticipated series starring Jeff Bridges, citing “woke politics” as the primary reason for halting production. The news has ignited a fierce debate across both the entertainment industry and social media, with fans, critics, and industry professionals voicing strong opinions. The […]

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George Clooney Loses $75 Million in Endorsements, Considers Leaving the USA: ‘Politics Destroyed My Life’

In a surprising move that has stunned both Hollywood and the political world, George Clooney, one of the most celebrated actors and philanthropists in the United States, has announced his plans to leave the country after suffering a significant financial setback. Clooney revealed that he lost a staggering $75 million in endorsement deals, which he […]