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Jason Bateman loses $28 million in endorsement deal, says “I don’t want to live here for 4 years”

In a shocking turn of events, Jason Bateman, the celebrated actor and producer, has lost a $28 million endorsement deal after publicly supporting Democratic candidates in the most recent election. The news comes just days after the Democratic Party’s disappointing performance, which many analysts attribute to the party’s inability to unify its base and appeal […]

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Warner Bros. Cancels Show with Jeff Bridges: “Your Woke Politics Destroyed Our Production”

In a bold and highly controversial move, Warner Bros. has announced the cancellation of its much-anticipated series starring Jeff Bridges, citing “woke politics” as the primary reason for halting production. The news has ignited a fierce debate across both the entertainment industry and social media, with fans, critics, and industry professionals voicing strong opinions. The […]

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George Clooney Loses $75 Million in Endorsements, Considers Leaving the USA: ‘Politics Destroyed My Life’

In a surprising move that has stunned both Hollywood and the political world, George Clooney, one of the most celebrated actors and philanthropists in the United States, has announced his plans to leave the country after suffering a significant financial setback. Clooney revealed that he lost a staggering $75 million in endorsement deals, which he […]

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Whoopi Goldberg Kicked Out of Golden Globes, Says “People Forget I’m an Actress”

Whoopi Goldberg, one of Hollywood’s most outspoken and iconic figures, has once again made headlines—this time, for being kicked out of the Golden Globe Awards. The event, which is known for its glamorous red carpet and A-list stars, was the setting for an unusual incident that saw Goldberg escorted off the premises. In a statement […]

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Zachary Levi Rejects $150 Million Netflix Offer, Says “Never Serve Woke Netflix

Zachary Levi, the actor best known for his roles in *Shazam!* and *Chuck*, recently made headlines when he turned down a staggering $150 million offer from Netflix. The offer, which would have made Levi one of the highest-paid actors in Hollywood, was part of an ambitious deal that would have seen him collaborate on several […]

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Denzel Washington Rejects $50 Million Project Starring ‘Woke’ Tom Hanks, Claims ‘I Avoid Woke People’

Denzel Washington, one of Hollywood’s most respected actors, made headlines recently when he reportedly turned down a $50 million project involving his longtime friend, Tom Hanks. The actor’s decision stems from his discomfort with what he sees as the growing influence of “woke” culture in Hollywood. Sources close to Washington say that, while the project […]

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Tom Cruise Rejects $500 Million Marvel Movie Role Over ‘Woke Culture’

Tom Cruise, the renowned Hollywood superstar, has made headlines after reportedly turning down an astonishing $500 million offer from Marvel Studios for a role in their upcoming Avengers movies. Sources close to the actor have revealed that Cruise was offered the iconic role of Iron Man in the next phase of the Avengers franchise. However, […]

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Sylvester Stallone Turns Down $200 Million Disney Offer, Declares ‘Wokeness is Not My Style’

Sylvester Stallone, one of Hollywood’s most iconic action stars, made waves recently after turning down a staggering $350 million offer from Disney to star in a major film. Known for his legendary roles in Rocky and Rambo, Stallone explained that, despite the significant financial incentive, he could not reconcile with the direction that the entertainment […]

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Jennifer Aniston Loses $200 Million in Endorsements, Says ‘I Can’t Live Here Anymore’

Jennifer Aniston, one of the most recognized faces in Hollywood, is facing a significant professional and personal shift after reportedly losing $200 million in endorsement deals. The actress, known for her iconic role on Friends and her successful career in film and television, has made headlines recently for her emotional statement, “I can’t live here […]

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Dennis Quaid Signs $100 Million Deal With Warner Bros. A For Non-Woke Movie After Success of Reagan

After the unprecedented success of his latest film Reagan, which shattered box office records and earned $1 billion in just one week, Dennis Quaid has signed a $100 million deal with Warner Bros to star in an upcoming non-woke movie. This announcement comes as Hollywood witnesses a growing shift in audience preferences, with more moviegoers […]

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