Breaking: Robert De Niro Vows to Leave the US Permanently if the 45th Returns to Office
- Alex Robin
- July 22, 2024
Robert De Niro, the venerable actor known for his iconic roles in “Taxi Driver” and “Goodfellas,” has announced he will pack up and leave the United States permanently if Donald J. Trump becomes the 45th president of the United States. De Niro, who’s never been shy about sharing his disdain for Trump, seems ready to […]
Read MoreBreaking: James Woods Says “Whoopi Goldberg Is One Of The Worst Personalities On TV”
- Alex Robin
- July 12, 2024
In the ever-dynamic world of Hollywood feuds, a new chapter has been added by none other than James Woods, the actor known for his sharp wit and even sharper tongue. This time, his target is the multi-talented Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of “The View” and a frequent subject of controversy. Woods took to social media to […]
Read MoreBreaking: Gordon Ramsay Refuses To Seat Robert De Niro, “He’s A Woke Jackass”
- Alex Robin
- June 2, 2024
In an unexpected clash of celebrity worlds, renowned chef Gordon Ramsay has allegedly refused to seat legendary actor Robert De Niro at one of his upscale restaurants, reportedly calling him a “woke jackass.” This incident has sparked widespread debate and added another chapter to the ongoing discourse on celebrity opinions and social issues. The incident […]
Read MoreBreaking: Jimmy Kimmel Loses Brand Deals Worth $500 Million After His Woke Oscars Monologue
- Alex Robin
- March 12, 2024
In an astonishing twist of fate that has rippled through the entertainment industry, Jimmy Kimmel, the renowned comedian and late-night talk show host, finds himself at a career-defining crossroads. Following his recent Oscars monologue, which was heavily imbued with “woke” themes, Kimmel has reportedly lost brand deals collectively valued at an eye-watering $500 million. This […]
Read MoreBreaking: Tom Hanks Banned From Tonight’s Oscars, “We Don’t Want His Woke Presence Here”
- Alex Robin
- March 10, 2024
In an unprecedented move that has left the entertainment world reeling, Tom Hanks, an actor synonymous with Hollywood excellence, has been banned from attending tonight’s Oscars ceremony. The official statement from the Academy cited a desire to avoid “his woke presence” at the event, a phrase that has ignited a storm of controversy, debate, and […]
Read More“I Don’t Work With Woke People”: Tom Hanks Says No to Working with Rob Reiner
- Alex Robin
- December 11, 2023
In a move that has left both fans and fictitious tabloids in a frenzy, Tom Hanks, America’s sweetheart and the guy-next-door of Hollywood, has reportedly turned down a collaboration with none other than Rob Reiner. The reason? Hanks, in a dramatic departure from his usual persona, declared, “I don’t work with woke people.” Yes, you […]
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Breaking: Warner Bros Cuts Ties with ‘Woke’ Rob Reiner, Ends $50 Million Production Deal
In an unprecedented move, Warner Bros. has terminated its lucrative $50 million production deal with esteemed director Rob Reiner. The studio’s justification for this surprising decision? Reiner’s approach was deemed “spreading too much wokeness.” This development not only stirs up the Hollywood landscape but also ignites a broader conversation about the role of social and […]
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