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Breaking: Mel Gibson Pulls Funding from Hollywood Film, “Woke’ and ‘Anti-Christian’ Bias”
Mel Gibson, the acclaimed actor and filmmaker known for “Braveheart” and “The Passion of the Christ,” has never shied away from controversy. With a career spanning decades and marked by both triumphs and turbulent moments, he remains one of Hollywood’s most polarizing figures. Gibson has often been an outspoken critic of the industry and its […]
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr to Star in Kevin Costner’s $500 Million “Non-Woke” Movie
In a collaboration that is set to make waves in Hollywood, Kevin Costner has selected Roseanne Barr as the leading actress for his ambitious $500 million “non-woke” film project. Their partnership aims to deliver a refreshing perspective on storytelling that will engage audiences seeking something different. Here’s a deeper dive into what this collaboration means […]
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TRUE: Sylvester Stallone Declines Disney’s Half-Billion Dollar ‘Woke’ Film Proposal
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite gasping for air (and not just from their high-intensity Pilates sessions), Sylvester Stallone, the man who once single-handedly took on the entire Soviet Union in a boxing ring, has turned down a jaw-dropping $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke […]
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