Breaking: Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen Join Forces for a New Non-Woke Actors Guild
In a surprising and bold move that is causing ripples throughout Hollywood, comedians Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen have announced plans to establish a new non-woke actors guild. This initiative represents a significant departure from the prevailing trends in the entertainment industry, as Barr and Allen aim to create a space where artists can thrive […]
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Breaking: Paramount Awards $1 Billion Project to Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson’s Non-Woke Production Studio
In a groundbreaking move that has Hollywood buzzing with anticipation, Paramount Pictures has entrusted a monumental $1 billion project to the newly formed non-woke production studio helmed by industry veterans Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson. This strategic partnership heralds a significant shift in the entertainment landscape, promising to deliver compelling content that resonates with audiences […]
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Breaking: Roseanne Barr Joins Forces with Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson in Launching Non-Woke Production Studio
In an unexpected move that has sent ripples through Hollywood, comedic icon Roseanne Barr has announced her collaboration with Hollywood heavyweights Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson to establish a groundbreaking non-woke production studio. The venture aims to shake up the entertainment industry by providing an alternative to the prevailing woke narrative that has dominated film […]
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Breaking: Keanu Reeves Rejects Marvel’s $1.7 Billion ‘Woke’ Movie Offer, Says “Woke Mind Virus Should Be Destroyed”
In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood heartthrob Keanu Reeves has made headlines by firmly rejecting a jaw-dropping $1.7 billion offer from Marvel Studios. The reason? Reeves boldly expressed his stance against what he termed as the “woke mind virus,” indicating a clear departure from the prevalent trend of woke culture in the entertainment industry. […]
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Breaking: Mark Wahlberg And Mel Gibson Invest $500 Million For Industry’s First Production Studio Focused On Traditional Values
In a bold move shaking up Hollywood, veteran actors Mel Gibson and Mark Wahlberg have teamed up to launch a new film production studio dedicated to preserving traditional storytelling and avoiding the pitfalls of woke culture. The announcement comes as a breath of fresh air for many in the industry who have grown weary of […]
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Breaking: The Academy Awards Bans Tom Hanks for Life, “He’s Extremely Creepy And Woke”
In a shocking turn of events, the Academy Awards has made headlines by banning beloved actor Tom Hanks from all future ceremonies, citing allegations of being “extremely creepy and woke.” The announcement sent shockwaves through Hollywood and left fans around the globe bewildered and divided. As one of the most revered figures in the entertainment […]
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“I Won’t Go Woke”: Denzel Washington Turns Down $140 Million Offer to Appear in NFL Commercial with LeBron James
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through both Hollywood and the sports world, Denzel Washington, the illustrious actor known for his commanding presence and critically acclaimed performances, has made headlines by turning down a jaw-dropping $140 million offer to star in an NFL commercial alongside basketball legend James LeBron. The reason […]
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“We Don’t Work With Woke People”: Warner Bros Ends $100 Million Partnership With Tom Hanks
In a shocking turn of events, Warner Bros has decided to terminate its $100 million partnership with renowned actor Tom Hanks. The studio’s decision comes as a result of a growing divide between Hanks and the entertainment industry over issues related to woke culture and political correctness. Tom Hanks, widely regarded as one of Hollywood’s […]
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Breaking: Academy Awards Replaces Whoopi Goldberg With Sylvester Stallone as MC
In a surprising turn of events, the Academy Awards has announced a major shake-up in its choice of host for the upcoming ceremony. The iconic Sylvester Stallone has been chosen to replace Whoopi Goldberg as the Master of Ceremonies (MC) for the prestigious event. The decision to replace Whoopi Goldberg comes amidst a backdrop of […]
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Breaking: Sarah Gilbert Begs Roseanne To Be A Part Of Her New CBS Show
In the ever-evolving landscape of television, unexpected twists and turns are part and parcel of the industry. One such surprise that has left both fans and industry insiders buzzing is the recent plea made by actress Sarah Gilbert to her former co-star Roseanne Barr. Gilbert, best known for her role as Darlene Conner on the […]
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