Breaking: The Academy Awards Bans Tom Hanks for Life, “He’s Extremely Creepy And Woke”
In a shocking turn of events, the Academy Awards has made headlines by banning beloved actor Tom Hanks from all future ceremonies, citing allegations of being “extremely creepy and woke.” The announcement sent shockwaves through Hollywood and left fans around the globe bewildered and divided. As one of the most revered figures in the entertainment […]
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“I Won’t Go Woke”: Denzel Washington Turns Down $140 Million Offer to Appear in NFL Commercial with LeBron James
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through both Hollywood and the sports world, Denzel Washington, the illustrious actor known for his commanding presence and critically acclaimed performances, has made headlines by turning down a jaw-dropping $140 million offer to star in an NFL commercial alongside basketball legend James LeBron. The reason […]
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“We Don’t Work With Woke People”: Warner Bros Ends $100 Million Partnership With Tom Hanks
In a shocking turn of events, Warner Bros has decided to terminate its $100 million partnership with renowned actor Tom Hanks. The studio’s decision comes as a result of a growing divide between Hanks and the entertainment industry over issues related to woke culture and political correctness. Tom Hanks, widely regarded as one of Hollywood’s […]
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Breaking: Academy Awards Replaces Whoopi Goldberg With Sylvester Stallone as MC
In a surprising turn of events, the Academy Awards has announced a major shake-up in its choice of host for the upcoming ceremony. The iconic Sylvester Stallone has been chosen to replace Whoopi Goldberg as the Master of Ceremonies (MC) for the prestigious event. The decision to replace Whoopi Goldberg comes amidst a backdrop of […]
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Breaking: Sarah Gilbert Begs Roseanne To Be A Part Of Her New CBS Show
In the ever-evolving landscape of television, unexpected twists and turns are part and parcel of the industry. One such surprise that has left both fans and industry insiders buzzing is the recent plea made by actress Sarah Gilbert to her former co-star Roseanne Barr. Gilbert, best known for her role as Darlene Conner on the […]
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‘She’s Perfect’: Bud Light Appoints Whoopi Goldberg as Its New Brand Ambassador to Boost Sales
In the list of headliners we expected for 2023, “Whoopi Goldberg, The New Bud Light Savior” was, frankly, nowhere to be found. Yet, here we are, wide-eyed, beer in hand, watching this sitcom of corporate desperation unfold. Bud Light, having faced more PR disasters than a politician with a malfunctioning microphone, desperately tried to crawl […]
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Slaps Whoopi Goldberg with a $100 Billion Lawsuit
Just when we thought the fiasco surrounding Jason Aldean’s contentious hit “Try That in a Small Town” was finally starting to simmer down, the country music superstar has turned up the heat yet again. This time, not by delivering another chart-topping hit, but by launching a cool $100 billion lawsuit against the legendary talk show […]
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Exclusive: Whoopi Goldberg’s Daughter Hasn’t Seen Mom in 20 Years
Being the child of a celebrity can be quite a challenging experience. The fame may either trickle down, leading to a life of wealth, recognition, and attention, or it could result in notoriety and scandal. Candace “Sweetmuffin” Goldberg embraces this life by choosing a unique path: complete and utter detachment. During an exclusive interview last […]
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Just in: Roseanne’s New Show Finally Gets a Name and Audiences Love It Already
Fans of Roseanne Barr have been eagerly anticipating the return of her hit TV show, and now they finally have something to get excited about. The new show, which has been in development for several months, has just been given a name, and it’s already generating a lot of buzzes. The show, which will feature […]
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Just in: Sylvester Stallone Makes It Clear, “No Woke Crap” On His New Movie Set
Hollywood legend Sylvester Stallone has recently announced that he will not tolerate any “woke crap” on the set of his upcoming movie. The actor, known for his iconic roles in the Rocky and Rambo franchises, has made it clear that he wants to create a movie that appeals to his core audience, without being bogged […]
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