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Bud Light Fiasco Leads Anheuser-Busch to Dump Thousands of Unsold Kegs
- Alex Robin
- April 14, 2023
Anheuser-Busch, the well-known brewery, has had to dump thousands of kegs of unsold Bud Light due to a botched marketing campaign. Their latest promotion, the “Bud Light Fiasco,” was meant to create hype and boost sales, but instead, it led to a significant loss for the company. According to sources within the company, the promotion […]
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NASCAR cuts ties with Budweiser over “woke” values
- Alex Robin
- April 9, 2023
In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves through the racing world, NASCAR has announced that it is dropping its long-standing sponsorship deal with Budweiser, citing concerns that the beer brand has become too “woke” in recent years. According to sources close to the decision, NASCAR officials became increasingly uncomfortable with Budweiser’s public statements on […]
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