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John Elway Takes a Firm Stand: ‘Kneeling on My Field Will Result in Immediate Termination’
- Alex Robin
- April 1, 2023
In a stunning announcement today, Denver Broncos General Manager and Hall of Fame quarterback John Elway declared that any player who kneels during the national anthem on his field will be immediately fired. “Listen, I understand the importance of free speech,” Elway began at a press conference. “But when it comes to disrespecting our country […]
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