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Breaking: John Cena Faces Endorsement Losses Worth $800 Million After ‘Woke’ Oscar Moment
In a twist that Hollywood could scarcely have scripted, John Cena, the wrestler-turned-actor beloved by millions for his charisma both inside the ring and on the silver screen, finds himself at the center of a storm that has significant implications not just for his career, but for the culture of celebrity endorsements. The cause? A […]
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Breaking: The Oscars Ban John Cena Permanently from the Academy Awards: ‘He Crossed a Line’
In a move that has sent ripples through the entertainment world, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has made the unprecedented decision to permanently ban John Cena from the Academy Awards. The reason behind this drastic measure? “He crossed a line,” according to a statement released by the Academy. This decision comes in […]
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