Taylor Swift Loses More Than 100 Million Followers on Instagram After Kamala Harris Endorsement
In what might be the most shocking Instagram exodus since the Great Vine Migration of 2017, pop sensation Taylor Swift woke up to find her follower count had dropped by more than 100 million overnight. The cause? Her recent endorsement of Vice President Kamala Harris for president. Yes, it appears that even Taylor’s legendary Swiftie […]
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Howard University Professors Confirm: “Kamala Was the Worst Student Ever”
In an unexpected revelation that’s sure to send shockwaves through the political world, a group of retired professors from Howard University have come forward to share what can only be described as a truly bizarre chapter in the history of the school: Vice President Kamala Harris, they claim, was their “worst student ever.” Yes, you […]
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Taylor Swift Endorses Kamala Harris: “She’s My Role Model and Perfect for Our Country”
In a shocking move that has sent Swifties and political pundits alike into a frenzy, pop sensation Taylor Swift has officially endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris for president, declaring, “She’s my role model and perfect for our country.” While some might have expected Swift to stay focused on re-releasing her old albums or fighting with […]
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