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Breaking: Keanu Reeves Rejects Marvel’s $1.7 Billion ‘Woke’ Movie Offer, Says “Woke Mind Virus Should Be Destroyed”

In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood heartthrob Keanu Reeves has made headlines by firmly rejecting a jaw-dropping $1.7 billion offer from Marvel Studios. The reason? Reeves boldly expressed his stance against what he termed as the “woke mind virus,” indicating a clear departure from the prevalent trend of woke culture in the entertainment industry. […]

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Breaking: Keanu Reeves to Host 96th Oscar Awards, Jimmy Kimmel Banned for Life Due to Wokeness

In an unexpected twist that has taken Hollywood and fans by surprise, Keanu Reeves, the beloved actor known for his roles in blockbuster hits like “The Matrix” and “John Wick,” has been announced as the host for the 96th Oscar Awards. This decision marks a significant departure from tradition, not only in the choice of […]

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Just in: Keanu Reeves Will Replace Disgraced Alec Baldwin When “Rust” Resumes Filming

In a surprise move, it has been announced that actor Keanu Reeves will be replacing disgraced actor Alec Baldwin in the upcoming movie “Rust” when filming resumes. The decision comes after Baldwin’s involvement in a fatal shooting incident on set, which has led to widespread controversy and calls for his removal from the film. Baldwin […]

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