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Breaking: Bud Light Banned From Indy 500, “No One Was Seen Drinking Bud Light”
In a surprising and unprecedented move, Bud Light has been banned from the Indianapolis 500, one of the most iconic and beloved events in American motorsports. The decision comes in the wake of a noticeable absence of the beverage among attendees, coupled with a significant backlash following the brand’s controversial marketing decisions over the past […]
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Breaking: Sylvester Stallone Rejects $100 Million Bud Light Endorsement Offer, “I’m Not Saving Your Woke Brand”
In a surprising turn of events in the world of celebrity endorsements, iconic actor Sylvester Stallone has made a bold statement by rejecting a jaw-dropping $100 million endorsement offer from Bud Light. This decision comes in the wake of growing controversy surrounding the beer industry’s increasing emphasis on aligning with progressive values and societal changes. […]
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