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ABC Cuts Ties with Alyssa Farah Griffin: ‘Wokeness is Impacting Our Ratings’

In a move that has sparked significant discussion in both the media and political spheres, ABC has decided to end Alyssa Farah Griffin’s contract, citing concerns over the impact of her embrace of “wokeness” on the network’s viewership. Griffin, who previously served as White House communications director and is known for her political commentary, had […]

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Elon Musk to Purchase CBS After January 20th, Vows to Remove Wokeness from the Network

Elon Musk, the billionaire entrepreneur behind Tesla and SpaceX, has made headlines with his latest announcement: he plans to acquire CBS, one of the most prominent television networks in the United States, after January 20th. This move has generated significant buzz, particularly due to Musk’s stated goal of removing what he refers to as “wokeness” […]

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Elon Musk Files A $70 Million Lawsuit Against Whoopi Goldberg And ‘The View’, Claims “They Are Lying About Me”

In an unexpected twist of events, tech mogul Elon Musk, the man behind such groundbreaking ventures as SpaceX and Tesla, is pushing back against media giant The View and its illustrious host, Whoopi Goldberg. But this isn’t your ordinary celebrity spat; it comes in the form of a hefty $60 million defamation lawsuit. Yes, you […]

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TRUE: Whoopi Goldberg And Megan Rapinoe Kicked Off From “The View”

In a shocking turn of events, U.S. women’s soccer star Megan Rapinoe and veteran actress and host Whoopi Goldberg were both kicked off from the daytime talk show “The View.” This unexpected move sent shockwaves through the media and left fans of the show demanding answers. Megan Rapinoe, known for her outspoken activism and incredible […]

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Don Lemon’s Fiery CNN Exit: Police Escort ‘Angry’ Anchor Out Amid Dramatic Showdown

In a bizarre turn of events, Don Lemon, the recently fired CNN anchor, was escorted out of the network’s headquarters by police after an intense confrontation with network executives. Witnesses described the scene as “chaotic” and “unforgettable,” with a “very angry” Lemon making his displeasure known in no uncertain terms. The situation unfolded shortly after […]

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Just in: Tucker Carlson Joins “The View” as Newest Panelist

In a shocking turn of events, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has announced that he will be joining the panel of daytime talk show “The View” as a permanent co-host. The move comes after Carlson’s firing from Fox News, where he had hosted his own primetime show “Tucker Carlson Tonight” for several years. The […]

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