Satire
Breaking: Trace Adkins Resigns As Spokesperson For Tractor Supply Co, “I Won’t Go Woke Ever”
- Alex Robin
- June 28, 2024
In a surprising and significant move, country music star Trace Adkins has announced his resignation as the spokesperson for Tractor Supply Co, a leading provider of trucking equipment and gear. Citing his disapproval of the company’s shift towards a more progressive, socially conscious business model, Adkins declared, “I won’t go woke ever.” This bold statement […]
Read More
Satire
Breaking: Denzel Washington Refuses To Endorse Truckers Supply Co For $200 Million, “Not Even For $200 Billion For A Woke Company”
- Alex Robin
- June 28, 2024
In a move that has sent ripples through both Hollywood and the corporate world, acclaimed actor Denzel Washington has reportedly refused a $200 million endorsement deal from Truckers Supply Co, citing the company’s shift towards a “woke” corporate culture as his primary reason for rejecting the lucrative offer. Washington’s blunt refusal, underscored by his assertion […]
Read More