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“Go To China”: Mike Tomlin Schools America-Hating James Lebron

In a stunning turn of events that has rocked the nation, Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin delivered a scathing, satirical rebuke to NBA superstar James Lebron during a recent press conference. The comment, “Go to China,” was not just a geographical suggestion but a masterclass in irony and rhetorical flair. The sporting world, known […]

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Coach Tomlin: “It’s Christmas, Let’s Come Together And Stand For Our Anthem”

In the ever-evolving landscape of the NFL, where games, strategies, and players’ actions often dominate headlines, it’s rare to find a moment of reflection and unity that transcends the gridiron. However, this Christmas, Pittsburgh Steelers’ head coach Mike Tomlin delivered a heartfelt message to his team that extended far beyond the boundaries of the football […]

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Just in: Steelers’ Coach Mike Tomlin Fires 2 Anthem Kneelers On The Spot

In a bold and decisive move that sent shockwaves through the NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin took a firm stance against players kneeling during the national anthem. During a high-tension game against the Baltimore Ravens, Coach Tomlin benched two players, Stephon Tuitt and Jason McAllister, on the spot for their act of kneeling […]

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TRUE: Steelers’ Head Coach Tomlin Immediately Sidelines Two Players for Anthem Kneeling

In an extraordinary and controversial move, Pittsburgh Steelers’ head coach Mike Tomlin benched two players during a recent game for kneeling during the national anthem. This decision has sparked a renewed debate around patriotism, freedom of expression, and the role of sports figures in social and political movements. The incident unfolded swiftly as the first […]

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TRUE: Top NFL Coaches Handed Out Approx. $10 Million In Fines To Anthem Kneelers

In an unprecedented move, three of the most recognizable figures in the world of professional football, NFL coaches Mike Tomlin of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Mike McCarthy of the Dallas Cowboys, and John Elway, the former quarterbacking legend and current Denver Broncos General Manager, have collectively handed out a staggering $10 million in fines to players […]

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Mike Tomlin Draws the Line: ‘Anthem Kneelers “Hate America” and Will Face Immediate Termination

In an unexpected pivot from the typical post-practice chatter, Pittsburgh Steelers’ seasoned head coach, Mike Tomlin, laid down a decree that has taken the football universe by storm. During a routine press conference, Tomlin dramatically shifted the conversation by declaring that players who opt to kneel during the national anthem are essentially expressing a “hatred […]

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BREAKING: Mike Tomlin Just Fired Two Players After They Knelt During National Anthem

In what can only be described as the most “2023” move ever, Pittsburgh Steelers’ coach Mike Tomlin apparently made good on his earlier threats. Shortly after two of his players knelt during the national anthem, they were handed their walking papers. But in a whimsical twist, rumors abound that he’s considering two llamas as their […]

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TRUE: Mike Tomlin Warns He Will Fire Players Who Kneel During National Anthem

In the heartland of American football, few topics have ignited as much passion and debate as the act of kneeling during the national anthem. The discussion took a new turn when Pittsburgh Steelers’ head coach, Mike Tomlin, announced that he might terminate players who kneel during the anthem. This bold statement has rippled through the […]

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Steeler’s Coach Mike Tomlin Says “No More Kneeling on the Field!”

Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin recently made headlines when he announced that there will be no more kneeling on his field. “You’re athletes, not activists,” Tomlin declared, seemingly unaware of the rich tradition of athletes using their platform to bring attention to social issues. In a press conference, Tomlin explained his reasoning for the ban. […]

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