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MLS Rejects Orlando City SC Pride Match vs. New York Red Bulls, Imposes $2 Million Fine on Both Teams

In a surprising and controversial decision, Major League Soccer (MLS) has rejected the planned Pride Night match between Orlando City SC and New York Red Bulls. The league not only canceled the event but also imposed a substantial fine of $2 million on both teams. This unprecedented move has sparked outrage among fans and LGBTQ+ […]

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LA Galaxy Loses $475 Million in Sponsorships After Supporting Pride Nights

The LA Galaxy, one of Major League Soccer’s most successful and high-profile teams, recently faced significant financial setbacks, losing an estimated $475 million in sponsorships after their strong public support for Pride Nights. This move to embrace the LGBTQ+ community through Pride-themed events, which included rainbow-themed jerseys, community outreach, and partnerships with LGBTQ+ organizations, has […]

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MLS Bans Black National Anthem, Upholds ‘One Anthem, One Flag’ Policy

Major League Soccer (MLS) has recently sparked controversy with its decision to ban the Black National Anthem, also known as “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” from being played at its games. The league has announced that it will now adhere to a strict “One Anthem, One Flag” policy, meaning only the traditional “Star-Spangled Banner” will […]

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