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Breaking: Dennis Quaid’s New Anti-Woke Movie Reagan Breaks All Records, Earns $1 Billion in One Week
In a stunning triumph that has left Hollywood buzzing, Dennis Quaid’s latest film, Reagan, has shattered box office records, raking in an unprecedented $1 billion within its first week of release. The movie, which offers a fresh take on the life and legacy of Ronald Reagan, has resonated deeply with audiences across the globe, proving […]
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Breaking: Mark Wahlberg Bows Out of $65 Million Project with Tom Hanks, “What A Woke Creep”
In a move that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood, Mark Wahlberg has reportedly pulled out of a $65 million project, refusing to work alongside Tom Hanks. Wahlberg’s reason? “What a woke creep.” This bombshell has left the entertainment industry reeling, with insiders and fans alike scratching their heads in bewilderment. Let’s take a step back […]
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TRUE: Sylvester Stallone Declines Disney’s Half-Billion Dollar ‘Woke’ Film Proposal
In a move that has left Hollywood’s elite gasping for air (and not just from their high-intensity Pilates sessions), Sylvester Stallone, the man who once single-handedly took on the entire Soviet Union in a boxing ring, has turned down a jaw-dropping $500 million movie offer from Disney. His reason? He’s had enough of the “woke […]
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