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Mel Gibson Rejects $100M Netflix Deal, Refuses to Work with ‘Woke Creep’ Robert De Niro

In a surprising turn of events, Mel Gibson has reportedly rejected a lucrative $100 million movie offer from Netflix that would have seen him collaborate with legendary actor Robert De Niro. Sources close to the actor claim that Gibson made it clear he had no interest in working with De Niro, whom he allegedly referred […]

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Zachary Levi Rejects $150 Million Netflix Offer, Says “Never Serve Woke Netflix

Zachary Levi, the actor best known for his roles in *Shazam!* and *Chuck*, recently made headlines when he turned down a staggering $150 million offer from Netflix. The offer, which would have made Levi one of the highest-paid actors in Hollywood, was part of an ambitious deal that would have seen him collaborate on several […]

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Breaking: Netflix Suffers a Loss of $10 Million in A Day After Going Woke

Netflix faced a huge backlash from netizens for their bold move to save the world. Netflix has become the weakest streaming platform on earth, woah! And what happened? They lost $10 million just in a day, damn! The same Netflix that used to give you a bird box will now bring you to the grand […]

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Breaking: Denzel Washington Drops Out of $500 Million Project With Netflix, “The Company Has Gone Woke”

The Hollywood A-lister actor and Oscar-winning star, none other than “Denzel Washington,” has left everyone speechless and sent shockwaves through the world. Denzel has just dropped the flagship project with Netflix because he can’t tolerate their “wokeness” anymore. In an exclusive interview, Denzel shared his thoughts about his bold move. (Obviously, he can afford such […]

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