Breaking: Netflix Suffers a Loss of $10 Million in A Day After Going Woke
Netflix faced a huge backlash from netizens for their bold move to save the world. Netflix has become the weakest streaming platform on earth, woah! And what happened? They lost $10 million just in a day, damn! The same Netflix that used to give you a bird box will now bring you to the grand […]
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Breaking: Denzel Washington Drops Out of $500 Million Project With Netflix, “The Company Has Gone Woke”
The Hollywood A-lister actor and Oscar-winning star, none other than “Denzel Washington,” has left everyone speechless and sent shockwaves through the world. Denzel has just dropped the flagship project with Netflix because he can’t tolerate their “wokeness” anymore. In an exclusive interview, Denzel shared his thoughts about his bold move. (Obviously, he can afford such […]
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Just in: Tucker Carlson Joins “The View” as Newest Panelist
In a shocking turn of events, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson has announced that he will be joining the panel of daytime talk show “The View” as a permanent co-host. The move comes after Carlson’s firing from Fox News, where he had hosted his own primetime show “Tucker Carlson Tonight” for several years. The […]
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Whoopi Goldberg Goes Nuclear: Fires Back After Unexpected Termination from ‘The View
In a shocking turn of events, longtime co-host of “The View,” Whoopi Goldberg, reportedly exploded in a fiery rage after being fired from the show. According to sources close to the situation, Goldberg was “absolutely livid” when she received the news, which was delivered to her via a curt phone call from the show’s producers. […]
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Just in: Biden Calls America The Worst Country on Earth
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden shocked the nation today with a startling admission during a press conference at the White House. Biden called America the worst country on Earth, saying, “There’s no denying that we’re the worst of the worst.” The statement sent shockwaves through the political establishment, with many lawmakers calling for Biden […]
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Just in: Appeals Court Upholds Rittenhouse’s $22 Million Win Against The View
In a shocking ruling, the appeals court has upheld Kyle Rittenhouse’s $22 million win against the popular daytime talk show “The View,” leaving many viewers and legal experts scratching their heads. Rittenhouse, who was acquitted of all charges in the shooting deaths of two people during protests in Kenosha, Wisconsin, in 2020, filed a defamation […]
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