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Breaking: Taylor Swift Says She’ll Leave Travis Kelce If He Doesn’t Get Harrison Butker Fired from the Team
In a surprising twist to the ongoing controversy involving Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker, pop superstar Taylor Swift has reportedly given her boyfriend, Travis Kelce, an ultimatum: either Butker is removed from the team, or their relationship is over. This dramatic demand places Kelce in a precarious position, straddling the demands of his personal […]
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