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“Not Saving Your Woke Brand”: Sylvester Stallone Declines NIKE’s $6 Million Offer

In a bold and surprising move, Hollywood icon Sylvester Stallone has turned down a lucrative $6 million deal with sports apparel giant Nike. The star, known for his roles in blockbuster franchises like “Rocky” and “Rambo,” made headlines with his candid statement, “I’m not saving your ‘woke’ brand,” signaling a strong stance against what he […]

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TRUE: Colin Kaepernick Pitches for NFL Return, Vows To never Kneel During National Anthem

In a twist that no one saw coming, Colin Kaepernick, the former NFL quarterback turned civil rights activist, has made an impassioned plea to be reinstated into the NFL. And here’s the kicker: he’s promised to stand tall and proud during the national anthem. Yes, you read that right. The man who once knelt in […]

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