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Breaking: Caitlin Clark Rejects $400 Million Deal From Nike, “Not With That Kaepernick Clown”

In a surprising and highly controversial move, rising basketball star Caitlin Clark has turned down a lucrative $400 million endorsement deal with sports giant Nike. The decision has sparked widespread debate, particularly because of Clark’s blunt and pointed reason for rejecting the offer: her disapproval of Nike’s ongoing partnership with Colin Kaepernick, whom she referred […]

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Breaking: Tom Brady Refuses $1 Billion Handshake with ‘Woke’ Nike, “I Don’t Work With Woke Companies”

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the worlds of sports and business, legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady has publicly rejected a lucrative $1 billion offer from Nike. The iconic sports figure cited his unwillingness to associate with what he perceives as “woke” companies as the primary reason for his decision. This unprecedented move […]

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“I Won’t Go Woke”: Michael Jordan Walks Away from NIKE’s $10 Million Offer

In the realm of sports, Michael Jordan’s name is synonymous with excellence, perseverance, and a relentless pursuit of greatness. His legacy on the basketball court is etched in history, and his ventures off the court have been equally impactful, particularly his longstanding partnership with sportswear giant, NIKE. However, in a move that has left the […]

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TRUE: Nike Cuts Ties with Colin Kaepernick, Ends $20 Million Partnership

In an unexpected twist, sports apparel behemoth Nike announced the termination of its $20 million partnership with former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick. The reason? According to inside sources, the company deemed Kaepernick “a bit too woke” for its taste. Nike’s partnership with Kaepernick began in 2018, a bold and controversial move that led to a […]

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Breaking: Nike Severs Ties with Megan Rapinoe, Leading to $100 Million Loss

In a shocking twist of corporate fate, sportswear giant Nike has announced the end of its partnership with none other than the legendary soccer star Megan Rapinoe. The news comes with an eye-watering price tag attached – a staggering $100 million loss that has left many wondering if this is the most expensive case of […]

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Michael Jordan Cuts Ties with Nike Over “Woke” Agenda, Takes Air Jordans With Him

Beaverton, Oregon – In a stunning move that has rocked the sports and fashion world, basketball legend Michael Jordan has announced his resignation from the board of directors at Nike, citing the company’s recent embrace of “woke” culture as his reason for stepping down. According to sources close to Jordan, the six-time NBA champion was […]

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