Satire
Breaking: Samsung Drops Out of $1 Billion Advertising Campaign with Olympics, “They’ve Gone Woke”
- Alex Robin
- July 28, 2024
In a surprising and highly publicized move, Samsung Electronics has announced its withdrawal from a $1 billion advertising campaign with the International Olympic Committee (IOC). The decision comes in response to what the company describes as the Olympics’ increasingly “woke” agenda, a stance that has stirred significant debate within both corporate and sporting worlds. Samsung […]
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Breaking: Harrison Butker Selected by the Olympic Committee as Flag Bearer in the Olympics 2024
- Alex Robin
- July 26, 2024
Hold onto your hats, folks! Harrison Butker, Kansas City Chiefs’ ace kicker, has been handpicked as the flag bearer for the 2024 Olympics. It’s a curious choice, isn’t it? A kicker to represent America. One can only wonder if this is the Democrats’ latest attempt at distracting us from their endless parade of missteps. After […]
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