Olympic selection

Harrison Butker Flag Bearer
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Breaking: Harrison Butker Selected by the Olympic Committee as Flag Bearer in the Olympics 2024

Hold onto your hats, folks! Harrison Butker, Kansas City Chiefs’ ace kicker, has been handpicked as the flag bearer for the 2024 Olympics. It’s a curious choice, isn’t it? A kicker to represent America. One can only wonder if this is the Democrats’ latest attempt at distracting us from their endless parade of missteps. After […]

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Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese
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Breaking: US Team Makes It Clear, “We’re Taking Caitlin Clark In and Angel Reese Is Out”

In a surprising and controversial move, the U.S. women’s basketball team has announced its decision to include Caitlin Clark in the lineup for the 2024 Olympics while excluding Angel Reese. The announcement has sent shockwaves through the basketball community, sparking debates about performance, team dynamics, and the implications of such high-profile roster changes. The U.S. […]

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