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Breaking: The Oscars Ban John Cena Permanently from the Academy Awards: ‘He Crossed a Line’
In a move that has sent ripples through the entertainment world, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has made the unprecedented decision to permanently ban John Cena from the Academy Awards. The reason behind this drastic measure? “He crossed a line,” according to a statement released by the Academy. This decision comes in […]
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Breaking: Tom Hanks Banned From Tonight’s Oscars, “We Don’t Want His Woke Presence Here”
In an unprecedented move that has left the entertainment world reeling, Tom Hanks, an actor synonymous with Hollywood excellence, has been banned from attending tonight’s Oscars ceremony. The official statement from the Academy cited a desire to avoid “his woke presence” at the event, a phrase that has ignited a storm of controversy, debate, and […]
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