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Breaking: Paramount Awards $1 Billion Project to Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson’s Non-Woke Production Studio
In a groundbreaking move that has Hollywood buzzing with anticipation, Paramount Pictures has entrusted a monumental $1 billion project to the newly formed non-woke production studio helmed by industry veterans Mark Wahlberg and Mel Gibson. This strategic partnership heralds a significant shift in the entertainment landscape, promising to deliver compelling content that resonates with audiences […]
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Breaking: Paramount Cancels $400 Million Project With Robert De Niro, ‘He’s Like A Baby’
In a shocking turn of events, Paramount Pictures has decided to pull the plug on a $400 million project starring none other than Hollywood heavyweight Robert De Niro. The decision has left fans and industry insiders baffled, with rumors circulating that De Niro’s recent behavior on set may have been the final straw for the […]
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