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Elon Musk Bans Stephen King Permanently From Platform X After He Trolled the Tech Mogul
Oh boy, folks! If you thought the Twitterverse couldn’t get any wilder, buckle up! Elon Musk, the tech mogul, is a guy who loves a little bit of drama and has permanently banned none other than Stephen King from Platform X (because, you know, that’s a thing now). Why, you ask? Well, it seems the […]
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Breaking: Beyoncé Begs Elon for a Sponsored Country Tour, Gets Banned from Platform X, ‘You Can’t Ever Be Country’
In a shocking turn of events, Queen Bey herself, Beyoncé, has been reduced to begging billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk for a sponsored country music tour. Yes, you read that right – the same Beyoncé who once ruled the world with her iconic “Single Ladies” dance has now resorted to groveling at the feet of the […]
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